Cow is designed to camouflage the wearer as a peaceful,
innocent wandering cow.
reality it is actually a biological W.M.D.
(Weapon of Mass Disgust).
on image 'hotspots' to ZOOM IN, click again to ZOOM OUT
head cannon fires cow-clap: aimed to cause sickening distress
to the recipient.
The chicken on the head is a disguised ' Hen Grenade': which,
when exploded, covers the immediate area with rotten egg.
udder fires sour rancid milk torpedoes; which to the older
person will bring back memories of the smell of the school
milk monitor's wiping up cloth.
weapons system does not actually kill. It is designed for
the use of World leaders to resolve problems amongst themselves.
the complete air of innocence about the device, which is
augmented by the butterfly.
Wilf hopes the device will come into use soon: so we, the
sheep, can lead happier, more peaceful lives.
This weapons system replaces the earlier, less effective,
' Cow Clap Frisbees.')