Apocalypse
Cow is designed to camouflage the wearer as a peaceful,
innocent wandering cow.
In
reality it is actually a biological W.M.D.
(Weapon of Mass Disgust).
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- The
head cannon fires cow-clap: aimed to cause sickening distress
to the recipient.
-
The chicken on the head is a disguised ' Hen Grenade': which,
when exploded, covers the immediate area with rotten egg.
- The
udder fires sour rancid milk torpedoes; which to the older
person will bring back memories of the smell of the school
milk monitor's wiping up cloth.
- The
weapons system does not actually kill. It is designed for
the use of World leaders to resolve problems amongst themselves.
- Note
the complete air of innocence about the device, which is
augmented by the butterfly.
-
Wilf hopes the device will come into use soon: so we, the
sheep, can lead happier, more peaceful lives.
(N.B.
This weapons system replaces the earlier, less effective,
' Cow Clap Frisbees.') |
