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Come back again and see more inventions. KURT KNOBBLER, GRANDAD OF TV ROBOTS
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APOCALYPSE COW

Apocalypse Cow is designed to camouflage the wearer as a peaceful, innocent wandering cow.

In reality it is actually a biological W.M.D. (Weapon of Mass Disgust).

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  • The head cannon fires cow-clap: aimed to cause sickening distress to the recipient.
  • The chicken on the head is a disguised ' Hen Grenade': which, when exploded, covers the immediate area with rotten egg.
  • The udder fires sour rancid milk torpedoes; which to the older person will bring back memories of the smell of the school milk monitor's wiping up cloth.
  • The weapons system does not actually kill. It is designed for the use of World leaders to resolve problems amongst themselves.
  • Note the complete air of innocence about the device, which is augmented by the butterfly.
  • Wilf hopes the device will come into use soon: so we, the sheep, can lead happier, more peaceful lives.

(N.B. This weapons system replaces the earlier, less effective, ' Cow Clap Frisbees.')

  More Inventions by Wilf Lunn: 

A COAT HANGER FOR
LITTLE SISTER
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A SNEAKY BABY
FEEDER
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