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Apocalypse Cow is
designed to camouflage the wearer as a peaceful,
innocent wandering cow.
In reality it is actually a biological
W.M.D. (Weapon of Mass
Disgust).
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- The head cannon fires cow-clap: aimed
to cause sickening distress to the recipient.
- The chicken on the head is a
disguised ' Hen Grenade': which, when
exploded, covers the immediate area with
rotten egg.
- The udder fires sour rancid milk
torpedoes; which to the older person will
bring back memories of the smell of the school
milk monitor's wiping up cloth.
- The weapons system does not actually
kill. It is designed for the use of World
leaders to resolve problems amongst
themselves.
- Note the complete air of innocence
about the device, which is augmented by the
butterfly.
- Wilf hopes the device will come into
use soon: so we, the sheep, can lead happier,
more peaceful lives.
(N.B. This weapons system
replaces the earlier, less effective, ' Cow
Clap Frisbees.')
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